Random Thoughts!

"randomest of thoughts"

Hello, weary reader!

Welcome to Random Thoughts! On this page, I will be showcasing many random shower thoughts that are my personal favorites. Have fun!

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If you clean a vaccumm cleaner, doesn't that make you the cleaner?

Silent and listen are spelled with the same letters.

Every mirror selfie is technically a picture of your camera.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes.

A spoon is just a tiny bowl on a stick.

The brain named itself.

Ice cubes are just edible glass.

You have never actually touched anything- because atoms never touch.

You don't remember being born, and you won't remember dying.

Clouds are just floating lakes.

You'll never know how many people waved at you when you didn't notice.

Memories get less accurate every time you recall them.

Nostalgia is homesickness for a time, not a place.

You can't stand backwards on stairs - only up or down.

Nobody has ever seen their own eyes move in a mirror.

You never stop clapping - you just take longer breaks between claps.

Dictionary is the only word that defines other words.

If you stacked everyone's selfies together, you'd see the evolution of human fashion.

In 100 years, people will think you are old fashioned.

You are currently the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.

Every second you live is closer to your last one.

You only ever live in the past - by the time your brain processes the present, its already gone.